Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...