Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...