Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...