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grasshopper with no legs
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....