If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
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Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...