Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...