Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...