A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...