Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...