Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...