Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...