I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.