40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!