Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....