Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...