Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...