Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...