If Cray ran Christmas…
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Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Valentine Day Story
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Answering Machine Recording
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Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Computer And A Woman:
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Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
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