Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...