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The Darwin Awards
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The Secret Diary of a Cat
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Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...