What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...