How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...