if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!