Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...