New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Canadian driving!
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In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
You are from Canada
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...