Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.