Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...