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Blonde Father
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There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
I’ll sue for injuries
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Answering Machine Recording
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No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
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For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
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In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...