A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Internet addictions
|Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) has...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!