A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...