Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...