Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...