One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...