Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...