Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A stolen credit card
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Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...