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Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
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