A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...