Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...