Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...