Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...