Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...