Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....