Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...