Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.