stamp out forest fires!
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Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
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Befuddled PC Users…
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Four is equal to five
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Yo mama has
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