Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...