Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...