Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...