Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...