God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...